hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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