Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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