i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
