Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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