He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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