i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Randomize
