Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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