I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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