Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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