Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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