I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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