Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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