"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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