Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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