She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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