She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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