Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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