I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
