no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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