a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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