Walk of Shame. In a state park.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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