I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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