what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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