I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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