Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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