I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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