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(256): View more from Alabama

I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.

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(917): View more from New York City

i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."

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(519): View more from Ontario

You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.

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(714): View more from California

I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.

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