I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
no, he came in my armpit
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
bring money and cleavage
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Randomize
