If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
