Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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