hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So much Jack, so little girl.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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