do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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