i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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