i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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