If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
MIDGETS
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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