i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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