my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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