I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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