i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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