and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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