At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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