Fuck appropriateness.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Holy sore nipples Batman
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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