i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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