K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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