absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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