I hope mine doesn't look like that
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize