This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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