My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Randomize
