do you believe in love at first sight?
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yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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