ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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