I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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