just tell him i said nine months
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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