I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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