You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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