we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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