Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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