The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize